kalik kapy and peyst…got that…?
I GOT THIS FROM THE INTERNET (NOT ORIGINALLY MINE)
Pano mo malalaman kung mahal ka nga nya?
>1.pr0ud xha seu, khit kasama nya tropa nya
“baby, honey etc.” pa rin ang tawag nya saiyo
>2. gsto mong subukan? halimbawa:
may lakad sila ng barkada nya, magyaya ka ng date..
kung ikaw ang pinili nya, YEHEY! love ka nun
>3. khit sang lupalop xha ng mundo
NEVER nyang iooff ang cellphone nya kxe bka tumawag ka at mag alala..
BONUS: mag iiloveu sha khit may makarinig pang ibang tao.
>4. kahit wlang gift, alam nyang anniversary nyo
>5. sa sobrang pag seselos nya, binabasa nya ang mga text msgs mo..
mas matanong mas makulit. mas mahal ka nun!
>6. imbis na proud xha kxe maganda ka,
gsto ka pa nyang pumanget to the point na sha na lang ang titingin seu!
>7. ikaw lang ang may karapatang pumuyat sa kanya
>8. wag mu lang shang pancinin ng onte, nag dududa na,
“MAY PROBLEMA BA?” tampo.. tampo..
>9. punta xha sa bahawz mo khit alam mong nahihiya xha sa parents mo..
>10. kasama mu xhang mag shopping ng damit, bsta pili mo..
un ang isusuot nya kxe maganda sa paningin mo..
>11. khit yosi boi sha, never shang papahuli kxe ayomo ng smoker.
>12. mumurahin nya sa msg/text kung cno man ung “secret admirer” mo ..
kapag di pa sha kuntento mag papakilala pa shang “SIYA”ang bf mo..
>13. AWAY NA NAMAN???! kung gsto mong matapos..
umiyak ka lang at sha na ung mag “so SORRY”
>14. lahat ng lutuin mo khit alam mong palpak
VERY GOOD para sknya.. hehe
>15. nagtatanong xha tungkol sa future plans “mo”
inaalam nya kung kasama “siya” dun ‘
>16. lahat ng ikwento mo sknya khit hindi xha interesado..
natatandaan nya
>17. palagi nyang sinisinghot ung buhok mo guys..
BAT NGA BA??!
>18. he kisses with eyes shut..
pero minsan sinisilip nya ng palihim ung itsura mo
>19. bagsakan mo ng phone.tatawag uli un!!!
LOVE DOESN’T NEED A REASON
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can’t tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason.
My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her — but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm…
because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you…
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you…
If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Do love need a reason?
NO! Therefore,
I still love you… And love doesn’t need a reason
“Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen,
cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart.”
The difference between “Somebody you Love” and “Somebody you Like”
>In front of the person you like, your heart beats faster
>But in front of the person you love, you get happy.
>>In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring.
>But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.
>>If you look into the eyes of the one you like, you blush.
>But if you look into the eyes of the one you love, you smile.
>>In front of the person you like, you can’t say everything on your mind.
>But in front of the person you love, you can.
>>In front of the person you like, you tend to get shy.
>But in front of the person you love, you can show your own self.
>>You can’t look straight into the eyes of the one you like.
>But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you love.
>>But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.
>When the one you love is crying, you cry with them.
>>The feeling of like starts from the ear.
>But the feeling of love starts from the eye.
>>So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is >cover your ears.
>But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and
>remains in your heart forever …
The Secret Language of Flowers
Many times, flowers are a last ditch effort. But what if your flowers could say more than, “I couldn’t think of anything else to get for you.”? What if they could say, “I love your beautiful eyes” or “Will you go on a fantastically extravagant trip to the East Coast with me?”
The language of flowers is very specific. Flowers can represent a noun, verb, even and entire sentence or question. A variable as small as a color or type can completely change the message. Although a common rose declares love; a Japanese rose dismisses a romantic partner with “Beauty is your only attribute.”
If you decide to speak the secret flower language that peaked in popularity during the Victorian Era don’t forget to give your loved one a list to help them decipher your sweet nothings.
SENTENCES:
Cedar Leaf =- I live for thee
Chrysanthemum, Red =- I love you
Clover, Four-leafed =- Be mine.
Clover, White =- Think of me.
Coreopsis =- Always cheerful
Currant =- Your frown will kill me.
Dianthus=- - Make haste.
Jasmine =- I am too happy
Peach Blossoms=. - I am your captive.
Rose, Japanese =- - Beauty is your only attribute.
Stephanotis=- - Will you accompany me to the East?
Virginia Creeper =- - I cling to you both in sunshine and shade.
NOUNS:
Amaranth, Globe =Unfading love
Amaryllis=- Splendid beauty
Chickweed =- Rendezvous
Clematis =- Mental beauty
Daisy =- Innocence
Fern =- Fascination
Hibiscus=- Delicate flower
Honeysuckle =- Devotion
Pansy=- Thoughts
Ivy =- Friendship
Moss =- Maternal love
IF A GIRL CRIES….
If a girl cries in front of u,
it means that she can’t take it anymore.
If u take her hand,
she would stay with u for the rest of ur life;
If u let her go,
it wil be hard for her to goback to
being herself with you once again.
A girl wont cry easily,
except in front of the person whom she loves the most,
she becomes weak.
A girl wont cry easily,
only when she loves u the most,
she put down her ego.
Guys, if a girl cries bcoz of u,
please hold her hands firmly,
coz she’s the one who is willing to stay with u 4 for the rest of ur life.
Guys, if a girl cries bcoz of u,
please dont give her up,
maybe bcoz of ur decision,
u’L ruin her life.
When she cries right in front of u,
When she cries bcoz of u,
Look into her eyes,
Can u see n feel the pain n hurt she’s feeling?
Think. Which other girl has cried with puresincerity,
In front of u, And bcoz of u?
She cries not because she is weak,
She cries not bcoz she wants sympathy or pity,
She cries, Because crying silently is no longer possible,
the pain, hurt n agony have bcome too big a burden to be kept inside.
Guys, Think about it,
If a girl cries her heart out to u,
And all because of u,
Its time to look back on wat u have done,
Only u will know the answer to it.
Do consider it,
Coz one day,
It may b too late for regrets,
It may b too late to say “im sorry”.
Sorry if…..
sorry if i made you cry, i never meant to do so…
sorry if i made you mad, all i could do is say
sorry…
sorry for the corny things i say, coz you’re the one
i’d love to please…
sorry for the stupid things that i do, coz your
laughter makes my heart at ease…
sorry if i tease you a lot, i just want to make things
sweet..
sorry if you go to bed angry, a minute or two later,
im gonna be the one to say im sorry…
sorry if i feel for you, coz its the only thing i know…
sorry if i made you stay up late, even though you’re
busy…
sorry if i made an effort to be with you, even though
you never wanted me to…
sorry for the flowers, they never got to you…
sorry for my friend, who stuck with me all the way…
sorry i was stupid, i never found the place…
sorry if i got jealous, is it wrong if i do??…
sorry if i got serious, its the only sincere thing i
could show you..
sorry if i wanted you so bad, i ended up screwing
what we already had…
sorry if i wept for you, coz losing you would be
unbearable…
sorry if im not the one you expected…
sorry if you’re all i ever wanted…
sorry if opened up to you and i was honest about
what i say…
sorry if i miss you every single day…
sorry if i disappointed you, i just wanted you to
show who i really am…
sorry if i loved you so much, coz you’re the only
thing i could wish for…
but i could never, ever have…
TURN-OFFS THAT CAUSE THE OPPOSITE SEX
Men Turning Women Off
Never ask a woman on the phone how old she is- her weight- or personal questions.
On a date do not ask a lady questions such as “How many men have you been intimate with” or “How many men have you dated since your divorce”-
Personal questions like this are none of your business and should be discussed at a later time.
Do not ever offer to “go dutch” - or make comments such as “I forgot my wallet” or “I can’t believe how expensive this dinner is.” This will be your last date.
Do not brag about how much money you make- what a good looking guy you are-your large home-expensive cars or your savings acct.
It is in very bad taste to flirt with other women, or look around at other ladies while you are out with them.
Do not bring a cell phone and let it ring and ring and conduct business while you are with your date.
Ladies Turning Men Off
Do not talk about your ex husband or boyfriend in a negative manner or make comments such as “All the men I know are jerks”- or “There are no good men left.”
Do not discuss all your health problems, surgeries, medical bills, and doctor appointments, or car accidents. Do not drink excessively and act loud and unlady like.
Do not drill a man with question after question like you are on a job interview- such as “How long have you worked at your job”- “What college did you go to”- “Why did you get a divorce” - “How many women have you dated since your divorce”-Where do you live”, etc.
Do not be business like and act like you are at work. Your femininity and softness must come out. Business like women usually do not get asked out again.
How to Know if You Love Her
Knowing if you love her involves some serious soul searching.
Steps:
1.
Clarify what love is for you. Write down all your thoughts and feelings about what a loving relationship would be like for you.
2.
Distinguish between love and lust or infatuation. Lust is an intense sexual desire. Infatuation refers to the initial stage of a relationship, when you are “crazy” about her, but this feeling usually fades over time.
3.
Ask other people how they define love or know if they love someone.
4.
Write down how you do feel about her. For example: you enjoy her company, have similar interests, feel safe, trust her, think she is attractive, etc.
5.
Think about how well the two of you relate to each other. For example: How well do you communicate with each other? How do you deal with conflict? Do you bring out good or bad parts of each other? Can you show different sides of yourself?
6.
Ask yourself if you see and accept her as a whole person. Love isn’t just loving the parts of her you like, but choosing to love her overall.
Tips:
The infatuation phase of a relationship typically lasts about six months. You may think you are in love and she is perfect for you. It often takes more time to tell if you are truly compatible and whether you can really love the whole person, good and bad.
Read The Art of Loving and other books about love. Wise people have been writing about it for hundreds of years. In our bookstore, look under psychology, spirituality or philosophy.
How to Know if You Love Him
“He loves me - he loves me not” is easily solved with a freshly plucked daisy … but how do you know if you love him?
Steps:
1.
Clarify what love is for you. Write down all your thoughts and feelings about what a loving relationship would be like for you.
2.
Distinguish between love and lust or infatuation. Lust is an intense sexual desire. Infatuation refers to the initial stage of a relationship, when you are “crazy” about him, but this feeling usually fades over time.
3.
Ask other people how they define love or know if they love someone.
4.
Write down how you do feel about him. For example: you enjoy his company, have similar interests, feel safe, trust him, think he is attractive, etc.
5.
Think about how well the two of you relate to each other. For example: How well do you communicate with each other? How do you deal with conflict? Do you bring out good or bad parts of each other? Can you show different sides of yourself?
6.
Ask yourself if you see and accept him as a whole person. Love isn’t just loving the parts of him you like, but choosing to love him overall.
Tips:
The infatuation phase of a relationship typically lasts about six months. You may think you are in love and he is perfect for you. It often takes more time to tell if you are truly compatible and whether you can really love the whole person, good and bad.
Read books on the subject of love. Wise people have been writing about it for hundreds of years. In the bookstore, look under psychology, spirituality or philosophy.
How to Know if Someone Likes You Romantically
Behavior
Steps:
1.
Pay attention to your conversations with the person in question. Does this person show a special interest in having a conversation with you and, once started, make an effort to keep that conversation going?
2.
Is this person “accidentally” running into you in places where he or she knows you will be, such as at your desk? At the Laundromat on Tuesdays? At your brother’s birthday party?
3.
Make a note if he or she mentions future plans to spend time with you: “That band is coming to town soon. We should really get tickets.”
4.
Spend time alone together. Canceling other plans in order to be with you longer, or not finding excuses to leave, could be a sign of interest.
5.
Has he or she been calling for random reasons, such as, “I was wondering if you knew what that pizza place down the street is called,” followed by, “Are you hungry?”
6.
Has this person taken a sudden interest in your life and hobbies? This is a sure sign that he or she is interested in something - and it’s probably not your stamp collection.
7.
Observe how the person acts around your friends - he or she might be extra friendly to your closest pals for a reason.
Body Language
Steps:
1.
Sometimes seeing someone you have a crush on results in telltale physiological signs. Does the person in question blush when you look at him or her? His or her sympathetic nervous system is probably going into overdrive. Does he or she have trouble speaking, using jumbled words when talking to you?
2.
See if the person in question mirrors your motions: When you lean back, he or she leans back; when you put your elbows on the table, he or she does the same.
3.
Note whether this person sits or stands in the open position - that is, facing you with arms uncrossed. In addition, a woman tends to cross her legs in a man’s direction.
4.
Does he or she move closer to you and/or touch you subtly, such as with a pat of your hand or a touch of your cheek?
5.
Other elements of body language include frequent eye contact, holding your gaze and looking down before looking away, energetic speech coupled with open hands, and flashing palms.
6.
Does the person you’re wondering about just plain smile at you a lot?
How to Know When It’s Over
Is it time to call it quits?
Steps:
1.
Be realistic. If you’re being abused, hurt, cheated on or lied to, it’s time to cut your losses and get out.
2.
Think about the future you’re creating. If your partner is jealous, obsessive, possessive or overly emotional, consider the extra burden you are carrying in dealing with those behaviors.
3.
Is he a shameless flirt? Is she bossy? demanding? insecure? These are more signs of a rocky road ahead.
4.
Do you truly enjoy each other’s company, or do you find yourself relieved whenever you part company? If the latter, it doesn’t bode well.
5.
Evaluate your role in maintaining the relationship. If you feel as if you’re doing all the work, it’s time to talk or walk.
6.
Does he promise to call and then forget? Is she terminally late? Be honest with yourself. Is this what you want?
7.
Do you feel accepted and appreciated? If not, move on.
Tips:
Make sure you want to end the relationship because the person is wrong for you and not because you fear commitment. You don’t want to send Prince Charming packing just because you have commitment jitters.